Gnomie is back from his search for the Hero Plumber who helped save the Gulf of Mexico from the clutches of the BP Corporation. Gnomie did find the Hero Plumber but it turns out that the Hero Plumber amazingly isn't looking for fame, fortune, or even his own Reality Show. Gnomie has agreed to keep his secret. He is celebrating the Fifth Anniversary of Hurricane Katrina riding his pet Alligator Guilbeau. Yaaa-Heee.
It's good to know Gnomie can keep a secret. As for Guilbeau, he looks lethal--tell Gnomie the story of the gingerbread man as a cautionary tale.
ReplyDeleteGuilbeau is a vegan. He only eats marsh grass and dandelions. Gnomie says "hey" Julie and thanks you for your concern about his polyresin butt.
ReplyDeleteA vegan alligator? That's his public persona. I bet he's a closet carnivore.
ReplyDeleteHmm. There have been reports of missing turtles. Perhaps you're right.
ReplyDeleteThe word on the nutria hotline is 'watch out for guilbeau.' There were even reports about an unfortunate dentist.
ReplyDeleteLOL. He better lay off the dentists. He's got a lot of teeth to look after.
ReplyDeleteHe says they're more tasty than therapists.
ReplyDeleteWell I'm glad to hear that.
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